I love you, weirdo.
If you hear me say this, I’ve been abducted by aliens and you’re talking to a clone.
Come here, Dan, bring money!
Sorry your Magikarp picked me when we asked him to swim to whomever he loved the most. He’s always welcomed in my spacious tank :P
I love you Dan. Especially your ridiculously awesome dance moves ;)
Happy Valentine’s Day. Sweetheart! I hope you are having a great time at the Bahamas (shame you missed snow-geddon). Sorry I couldn’t go. I promise I will never let you go stag at another awesome destination wedding. I’m more upset you’re not with me than the fact I’m missing the Caribbean.
I love you because you don’t mind that I text you the synopsis of Sabrina the Teenage Witch episodes.
^Also, Young Usher as the Love Doctor was awesome
I would say something cute about how we both might have seen this sunset (photo taken today, 12.15.2013 by a redditor) even though we live 2 hours away, but we both know you spent your day watching football and I was probably doing math. Run-on sentence, ftw.
This was me last week! Thanks for putting up with all those comics I sent you… that I got from all the new internets, bwahaha